have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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