I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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