My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
