Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's shark week go big or go home
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Randomize
