found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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