id be glad to
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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