wrigley field is MILF paradise
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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