Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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