I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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