shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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