She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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