Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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