Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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