White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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