Pappa wants mamma naked
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
