No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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