I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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