Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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