the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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