We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
