I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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