Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.