yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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