Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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