big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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