Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
40s are totally the cure
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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