If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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