Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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