he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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