who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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