his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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