im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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