I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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