no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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