Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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