Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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