What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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