So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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