Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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