Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
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im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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