part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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