problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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