I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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