Are we in a gay sports bar?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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