There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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