; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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