College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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