I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
She said her name was "party"
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
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Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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