I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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