Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Is it because I queefed?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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