Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm at about main and main street
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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