I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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