it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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he had hair everywhere except his balls
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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