About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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