she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I love you.
Bad choice
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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