It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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