Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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