I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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